A Long Hiatus

I swear, I didn’t plan on disappearing for this long. It was only when I saw that my last blog was published two months ago, on August 3rd, that I realized how time had flown by. However, I couldn’t not share a little gem I came across today as I was...

France Is Bacon

I saw this today and just had to share. It’s a story that first appeared on Reddit courtesy of a user called Lard_Baron. Or should that be Lard_Bacon? Anyway, the story goes like this… Knowledge Is Power When I was young my father said to me:...

More Funny Similes and Metaphors

Seeing how much you enjoyed my recent post, Funny Similes and Metaphors, here’s another one for you. This one’s courtesy of Writer’s Relief, which hosted a metaphor competition. Here are the results. I hope you like them! More Funny Similes and...

Happy April Fools’ Day 2020

It’s April 1st today, also known as April Fools’ Day. While past years I wrote about highbrow pranks like the 7 best literary hoaxes, this year is a strange affair. Lockdowns and quarantines feel like an endless prank the universe is playing on us. So, I...

US vs. UK English (Part 2)

In my last post, I shared a video about British English vs. American English by comedian Laura Clery. Here’s part 2! https://www.facebook.com/laura.clery/videos/572603983272853/?v=572603983272853 US vs. UK English (Part 2)Powered By the Tweet This PluginTweet...

US vs. UK English (Part 1)

As someone who lived in the UK but is writing for an American audience, I found this hilarious… I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! https://www.facebook.com/laura.clery/videos/2284608438466759/ US vs. UK English (Part 1)Powered By the Tweet This PluginTweet...

Punny Animals

I haven’t posted any puns in a while, so here is a fine selection of animal puns from bluebird of bitterness. And if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t like puns (seriously??), all I can say is… Punny AnimalsPowered By the Tweet This...

A Belated Tolkien Celebration

January 3rd marked Tolkien’s twelfty-sixth (126th) birthday. I apologize for not being here to celebrate and raise the customary toast to the Professor. To make it up to you, I’m sharing here some Tolkien-inspired memes that never fail to crack me up....

Puns! Puns Everywhere!

A few days ago, I was contacted by the good people over at The Salty Pun, who asked me to share some of their puns. Since you all seemed to enjoy the previous batch, I’m happy to oblige. My personal favorite? The pineapple one. It makes so much sense… For...

Merry Christmas, or my 3 Nuggets of Wisdom

Once again, Christmas is upon us, and I realize this is the third time I celebrate it with you, my online friends. As a small thank-you, I’ll offer you three nuggets of wisdom. No, not from three wise men, but from yours truly, to put you in the...