Seeing how much you loved my post, Awkward Moments in Children’s Books, I now present to you More Awkward Moments in Children’s Books, courtesy of Patrick Smith of Buzzfeed. As always, you have me to blame for the silly comments.
Do it, you fool! I COMMAND YOU!
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Whatever did that goat do to deserve that fate??
(Mercifully, as it turns out, Swedish for goat is get, and killing means kid.)
I’m so using that line later tonight. Wonder what Electra will make of it.
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That poor elephant girl should probably see a doctor about her condition.
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Would you trust this man to teach your son the piano?
You can buy this book here.
Let’s be honest: wouldn’t you rather read my award-winning children’s book, Runaway Smile for free?
Absolutely hilarious. 😀
He he, thanks 🙂
You’re welcome. 🙂
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OMG, this is H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!! Truly laughing till my stomach hurts.
BTW, when I read the title of this post, I truly thought it was a serious post. They are all so funny, I can’t begin to pick a favorite.
It’s really tough, isn’t it? 😀
Tee hee – so glad to hear it 😀
That last one is downright creepy!
Lol – I know, right??
Too funny!
Heh heh, I thought so, too 😀
Oh dear, I had that Thomas book as I kid. I actually remember that page! Oh the hidden interpretations…
Probably best if we don’t go there 😀
Hilarious. Creative advertising noted! 🙂
Heh heh – indeed!
Poor Dick and Jane…we grew up with them. Recited them aloud. Who knew ?? It was a different time. These are hilarious. Thanks…keep it going ! ☺
Thanks! I’ve got part 3 scheduled for the 27th 🙂
Naughty – but niiiiice! 😀
Tee hee – thanks 😀
Hahaha, this gave me a good laugh! Thank you for sharing!
Glad to hear it! Stay tuned for part 3 in a week or so 🙂
Looking forward to it!
LOL. What a riot. What were these people thinking? My sides hurt from laughing..
Ah, those were simpler times, my dear… 😀
Really? Are our thoughts that much more in the gutter? I have a hard time believing that. Think of Shakespeare!
I think the Elizabethans were just as bad as we were! No, I was thinking of the 70s 😀
I was in high school and college…just as bad. 🙂
Not much makes me cry with laughter, but this did!
Heh heh – that’s so good to hear! Stay tuned for part 3 in a week or so 😀
I’ve got tears running down my sore cheeks from laughing so hard. Absolutely hilarious. Hope there’s a part III.
Already scheduled, my dear 😀
You don’t want to know what the goat did.
Don’t go there. Just… don’t.
Hilarious! I think my favorite is the lion who said “Suck it!”
Ha ha – good one 😀
Another great selection, Nicholas. If only we had appreciated the humour when we were young enough to be reading those books!
Best wishes, Pete.
Lol – I guess it’s a good thing we didn’t, or we’d have been very strange kids indeed 😀
Very funny.
Heh heh, thanks! I’m preparing a followup post 🙂
Oh my the one in the tree looking up Dick is too familiar to be healthy. I wonder what that explains about my subsequent development? Excellent post with which to begin the day.
So glad you enjoyed it 😀
You’re a disgrace!!! LOL
Lol – I’ll take that as the compliment you intended 🙂
Aww Nicholas, enough already – lol you’ve got me rolling on the floor again!!!! As for Dick climbing the tree – I read this book in primary school when I first started school back in the late 60s – ahh, the memories 🙂
Oh my. Down, Dick! Down!
Ha Ha, what a start to my day. Thanks Nicholas.
Hugs
Heh heh, yes, there are some real gems in there 🙂