I saw the other day in The Independent that Amazon is selling this 100 per cent cotton towel for only 0.8 trillion dollars (plus $4.49 shipping) – a steal. Naturally, I had to share. No, not for the towel itself, much as I can imagine everyone leaving this page to check it out on Amazon. No, I’m sharing because reviews are often a sore subject among authors, so I thought you’d appreciate these ones…
The Reviews
This is quite possibly the best towel ever made. I had to take out a second mortgage on my house and sell my children into indentured servitude but it was way worth it. The cotton alone must have been grown in heaven. Every time I dry off I feel like I’m wrapped in joy. Sometimes I will take this towel to the lake and fish jump into my boat just to be near it. Where ever you are, this towel will attract attention. Women and men will flock to you in the gym just to rub up on this fine piece of cloth. Do yourself a favor and buy this towel. It will change your life.
David H.
These towels cost 12-figures and they’re not even Amazon Prime eligible?? Sometimes it’s the little things that count.
Jonathan M. Price
Bargain. I’d pay double this for a good set of towels.
Richard H
A fantastic product albeit a bit pricey, had to sell off some bits around the house and invade a few countries. Can’t fault it though.
Daniel Finan
The finest towel a developed nation can buy.
Colin Bauer
Great towels. Five pounds for postage, though? Little bit expensive.
Christopher
Three stars. You get what you pay for.
Josh Sargent
Thankfully, my award-winning children’s story, Runaway Smile, is much cheaper that a trillion bucks: you can read it for free on my blog!
I have to up my book sells so I can save up for it.
Lol – absolutely. Just received mine. No house is complete without it :b
Sooooooo LOL! Sharing! 🙂
Thanks! 😀
Hilarious!
I’m getting two. How many should I put you down for?
Same.
Done. Would you mind terribly if you paid me for them, and I’ll order them for you? :b
Sure. Personal post-dated check, okay?
Well played, madam. Well played 😀
LOL! That’s hilarious! I loved the reviews too. Of course, it costs more because it’s purple. 😉 Thanks for the Friday humor, Nicholas.
Lol – glad you enjoyed it! Have a lovely weekend 🙂
You too! 🙂 Psst, I’m writing a novella and loving it. Don’t tell anyone though. 😉
Ooh, that’s so exciting! Congrats! 😀
Thanks. 🙂
Must be the colour. Purple is a royal colour deserving a royal price.
Leslie
Lol – yep, that must be it 😀
Thanks and welcome!
The comments are great fun. I might add one from the US Military: “We’ll take 100!”
ROFL 😀
Shared this on my fb timeline. Hilarious!
Thanks for sharing! 🙂