I found these at io9.com. Enjoy!
Room for rent, cheap. NOT HAUNTED.
Siri, call home. “There’s no home.”
They ate dreams. Only insomniacs survived.
“JUST SIX WORDS?” Replied the computer…
Voyager 1 returned, broadcasting “No thanks”
Time Travelers Anonymous. Meeting pushed back.
‘Systems normal,’ the computer repeated, lying.
Dinosaurs are hide and seek experts.
“Google’s been retrieved. It knows everything.”
And one @darlingtonandy sent me on Twitter:
‘Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time’ – Alan Moore