When you despair because no publisher seems to want your manuscript and you start feeling like a failure, just remember that the people who reject you are the same ones who have published these rare gems…  Yes, you are right to think that these are the worst book titles ever.  Until, that is, you realize that the last one occupies the highly respectable position of #74,950 on Amazon!  So, maybe those publishers knew what they were doing after all!

Is it, perhaps, time to explore a new genre?

Invisible Dick by Frank Topham (1926)

Games you can play with your pussy (Ira Alterman, 1985)

Update: on Lori Crane’s blog, you can find a score of even worse book titles!